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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 103
    • Live Jokes:
    • 60
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 43
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 110.39
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 108m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 189.50
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 11

EdgarBriggs's Jokes

My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives.

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
A Jewish man asks, “Rabbi, what should I do? My son has converted to Christianity.”

“I don’t know,” answered the Rabbi. “Come back tomorrow, and I’ll ask advice from God.”

The man comes back the next day.

“I can’t help you,” says the Rabbi. “God told me he has the same problem.”
I had sex with this girl I met at a club last night. It was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry.

Rohypnol and chloroform.