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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 86 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 578 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 69 hours, 1 minutes | ||
The best of EducatedGuess's 42 jokes (View All).
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SKY NEWS: Queen Says Farewell To Doomed Carrier. I had no idea she even knew Lily. |
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by EducatedGuess in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 174.6
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My wife got home from work so I drew her a nice, deep, hot bath. And wrote some cleaning instructions underneath it. Then I drew an oven. |
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| The new Maddie McCann book is to be exclusively released through Windows. |
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by EducatedGuess in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 19.6
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BBC News: Passive smoking kills 600,000. Luckily I'm not a pussy and smoke aggressively. |
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by EducatedGuess in Illness and mortality - Smoking - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 19.4
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Sky news: Boy aged 2, dies after fire rescue. I imagine the Fire Department will think twice before employing 2 year olds again. |
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Driving Nascar is very challenging... But I refuse to cut corners. |
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Getting the milk out of the carton with a spoon is extremely difficult... But I refuse to cut corners. |
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So the McCanns are releasing a book. After much consideration they've decided to include a bookmark. |
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by EducatedGuess in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
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It's no coincidence these are all anagrams; Admirer Won... ...Man Worried.... ...Married Now. |
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