• Evil Genius's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 167
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 78
    • Total Time Active:
    • 25 hours, 35 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 24
    • Live Jokes:
    • 3
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 21
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 3.25
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 22,689m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 26.00
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 6

Evil Genius's Jokes

I went on a blind date last night.

I turned up at her parents house and met my date for the first time and, man, she was ugly.

Her father took me to one side and said, "You'll have her home by midnight."

I replied, "No fucking way...she'll be home by 10. You're not palming her off on me."