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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 167
Total Joke Score: 78
Total Time Active: 25 hours, 35 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 24 Live Jokes: 3
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 21 Duplicate Jokes: 6
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 3.25 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 26.00
Average Time Before Deletion: 22,689m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Blind Date (1)

All of Evil Genius's 3 jokes.
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I went on a blind date last night.

I turned up at her parents house and met my date for the first time and, man, she was ugly.

Her father took me to one side and said, "You'll have her home by midnight."

I replied, "No fucking way...she'll be home by 10. You're not palming her off on me."
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Joke by Evil Genius in Sex and shit - Blind Date - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 54.4

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You mean Bernard Matthews was a real person?
I thought he was like Tony the Tiger but for meat...
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Joke by Evil Genius in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 15.2

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Kolo Toure may have failed a drugs test due to "taking his wife's slimming aid".

so that's why he plays like a girl.
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Joke by Evil Genius in Sports - Football - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 9.8


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