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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.
The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.
|79 killed in Spain going to a religious festival. 37 killed in Italy going to a religious Festival. Roll on Eid in England.|
|Tesco profits plummet by 15% bloody hell how long has Antony Worrall Thompson been robbing off them?|
|I was in my local park in Braadford this morning when I seen a little old Lady walking her dog I asked her "Excuse me love have you seen the Parkie" She said "Take your fuckin pick around here"|
|My Seven year old daughter asked me today Daddy, Daddy what is a prick, Thank Fuck there was a Manchester City fan passing at the same time with City shirt on.|