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  • I like my whisky straight and my women curvy!

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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
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    • Live Jokes:
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    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
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Fubar's Jokes

I've been watching the cricket for hours now,

but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs.
I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics,

But then: if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.