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I like my whisky straight and my women curvy!
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 2425 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 21,732 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 913 hours, 47 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1,475 | Live Jokes: | 407 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 1,068 | Duplicate Jokes: | 117 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 14.73 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 53.40 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 6,860m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (40) | |||
The best of Fubar's 407 jokes (View All).
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I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" He answered, "I don't know." I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning." |
 
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by Fubar in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,671.2
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BBC News: Kate McCann; "Madeleine was hard not to love." Although not someone you'd want to take to a restaurant it seems. |
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I've been watching the cricket for hours now, but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs. |
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My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted. Oh well, better get back to it I suppose. |
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What sort of person would go out for the evening leaving a young girl at home alone? And whereabouts would they live? |
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If it's true we all go to a better place when we die, Where the fuck is Hugh Hefner gonna go? |
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On Mother's Day, I always write poems about my mother's sudden death. She has said she'd prefer some flowers. |
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If you ever get arrested wait till the cop says "Anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence against you." Then you say this. "I have nothing to say. I, on the other hand, find you very attractive, your honour, and am struggling to contain myself." Then watch his face when he has to read that out in court. |
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My girlfriend has got broody and started asking when are we going to have a baby. I said, "What about all the shit and piss, the vomit, the smell and the screaming in the middle of the night? Is that really the sort of environment to bring a baby into?" |
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I was just making a sandwich when I thought to myself, 'So, there is a downside to divorce'. |
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