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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 447 Total Joke Score: 22,987
Country: Poland PL Total Time Active: 203 hours, 34 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 625 Live Jokes: 276
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 349 Duplicate Jokes: 29


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I couldn't care less how you people vote. This post will achieve a score of over 1,000 points whether you like it or not.

Regards,
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 4055.2

I was furious when I discovered my wife had set up a website to help the victims of domestic violence.

She got 200 hits in the first hour. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 971.4

So here I am, sitting in the World Trade Center looking at the biggest fucking jet plane I've ever se I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 650.6

I rammed an ice lolly up my arse earlier.

It was Fab. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 630

My wife has eczema all over her chest.

She's got a cracking pair of tits. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 585.8

I was arrested yesterday for assaulting Naomi Campbell in a D.I.Y. store.

I only went in to get a Black and Decker. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 540

Now remember children, ALWAYS use the Green Cross Code:

When you see a red man you must wait.

When you see a green man you may carefully cross the road.

When you see a black man you must run for your life. He's got a knife and he wants your pocket money. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 460.2

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman get into a cab.

The driver takes one look at them and says, "Sorry gentlemen, I'm a Muslim. I can't take a joke." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 458.6

Shortly after posting a few "Liam Gill" jokes on Sickipedia, I received several messages from young Liverpudlians challenging me to reveal my address. Please find the requested information below:

Peter Harvey
Wandsworth Prison
Heathfield Road
London
SW18 3HS

I'll be waiting. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 402.6

TRUE STORY.

Being a scouser who enjoys a good laugh, I used to be on this website all the time looking for and posting distasteful jokes mocking the deaths of people.

But since my friend Liam Gill died I have decided that Sickpedia is no longer funny and I will now be ensuring that it is removed from the favorites list of any laptops I steal in future.

R.I.P. Liam (I've already stolen your bike). 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fyffes which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 399

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