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| Contribution Points: | 1 | Total Joke Score: | 281 |
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Total Time Active: | 13 hours, 37 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 22 | Live Jokes: | 10 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 12 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 |
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| Women are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them. |
 
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What's forty foot long and smells of piss? The Conga line at the Old Folks home. |
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Joke by Genga in Other - Old People - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 75
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There are two punk rockers listening to some good punk music, a male punk and a female punk. The female punk turns to the male punk and says, "Is that Johnny Rotten?" The male punk says, "Nah, I've only used it twice!" |
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Joke by Genga in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 64
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They say "time heals all wounds"... Doesn't help amputees much though |
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Joke by Genga in Sex and shit - Shit - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 25
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What a great start to the year! Or so I thought... It was my first day back at work this year, and my boss had given me a promotion! I couldn't wait to get home and tell the wife. Upon telling her, she suggested I should celebrate by splashing out on the kids with all this extra money I'll be making. It's times like this, sitting in prison, I realise that the wife and I aren't on the same wavelength... |
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Joke by Genga in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 21
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Why did the emo kid cross the road? cos he want's to follow everyone else's trend despite claiming to be 'unique', and go into that fucking library! |
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Two drunks walking down the road, one pointed at two dogs making love in a front garden.
"Ah, doggy style", said the first drunk, "the best way to make love to your wife" "I'm not sure", said the second drunk. "Nah, don't worry about it", said the first drunk. 5 Martinis and, your wife will be gagging for it. The drunks spoke about it for a while and met the next morning. "How [...] |
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What a wonderful festive season we've had... There was a White Christmas for the kids, Rangers are top of the league with Kris Boyd getting the highest goal amount in the SPL, and the Pope got a kicking during Mass Here's to a fantastic 2010! |
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Joke by Genga which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: -4
Genga got buried to -7.0.
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Genga got buried to -7.0.
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