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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 904 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 27,064 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 305 hours, 0 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1,212 | Live Jokes: | 415 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 797 | Duplicate Jokes: | 140 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 22.33 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 65.21 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 18,359m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Women (47) | |||
The best of Get Wild's 415 jokes (View All).
| Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies? |
 
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OK how about a compromise? Instead of turning ground zero into a mosque, let's turn a few mosques into ground zero. |
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"OK I'm sorry, you win, I concede, I give up, I surrender, no more, have mercy, leave me alone." If you'll pardon my French. |
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked... "How old was your husband when he died?" "He was 98" she replied. "Two years older than me" "So you're 96" the undertaker commented. "Yes" she responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?" |
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by Get Wild in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 824
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If I had a pound for everytime I've had sex, I'd probably be a millionaire. Because then I'd have enough to buy a lottery ticket. |
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by Get Wild in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 700.6
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Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester tonight. He got in a taxi to go to the gig but unfortunately he ended up in Chichester. |
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by Get Wild in Celebrities - Musician/Singer - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 669
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I found out this weekend that my 13 year old daughter has been talking to a notorious paedophile on the internet for the past few months. I only realised it was her when she emailed me a picture. Small world, eh? |
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Peter Andre has said that life with Jordan was a constant battle. He said "She always got really irritable whenever her vibrator ran out of diesel." |
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I once had a small part in a porn movie. It was cold that day. |
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| Say what you like about guys who beat their women but they get a fucking cup of tea when they ask for one. |
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