Gunners's Profile Information:
A great man once said and i quote:
"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"
"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 7 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,559 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 1 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 107 | Live Jokes: | 25 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 82 | Duplicate Jokes: | 13 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 23.92 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 102.36 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (2) | |||
The best of Gunners's 25 jokes (View All).
| Rape... It's not just a walk in the park you know! |
 
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Recession is when your neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Gordon fucking Brown loses his. |
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Recent polls have shown that a lot of foreign workers are going home due to the recession. Bastards, leaving our country, giving us our fucking jobs back. |
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So, just watched Derren Brown.. It didn't stick me to my seat but it did make me ejaculate on my girlfriends sister. Well that's the story I'm sticking to anyway.. |
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"French fishing boats blockade ports" One frenchman was quoted "I havn't seen this many boats near the coast since D-Day" How the fuck would he know? Lying cunt. |
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Warning: Sickipedia contains jokes that some people may find fucking hilarious. You may realise you're actually a sick cunt like the rest of us. |
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The German police released a statement today stating that video games were to blame for the attack. As Tim Kretschmer was heard running round shouting, "Boom! Headshot" |
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by Gunners in In The News - Shootings (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 74.4
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I pick women up at the abortion clinic.. Cause you know they fuck on the first date |
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My doctor says I have a severe case of Paranoia. I think its all a conspiracy. |
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by Gunners in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 45
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"US Strike Kills 27 in Pakistan" Should read: "Failed US Strike in Pakistan Kills Only 27". |
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