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"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"
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The best of Gunners's 25 jokes (View All).
Recession is when your neighbour loses his job.
Depression is when you lose your job.
Recovery is when Gordon fucking Brown loses his.
Recent polls have shown that a lot of foreign workers are going home due to the recession.
Bastards, leaving our country, giving us our fucking jobs back.
So, just watched Derren Brown.. It didn't stick me to my seat but it did make me ejaculate on my girlfriends sister.
Well that's the story I'm sticking to anyway..
"French fishing boats blockade ports"
One frenchman was quoted "I havn't seen this many boats near the coast since D-Day"
How the fuck would he know? Lying cunt.
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The German police released a statement today stating that video games were to blame for the attack.
As Tim Kretschmer was heard running round shouting, "Boom! Headshot"
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