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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 187
Total Joke Score: 495
Total Time Active: 19 hours, 12 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 50 Live Jokes: 5
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 45 Duplicate Jokes: 6
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 9.90 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 99.00
Average Time Before Deletion: 37,799m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Prostitutes (1)

All of Habbaz804's 5 jokes.
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What did one Geordie say to another Geordie?

Something incomprehensible.
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Joke by Habbaz804 in Racism - Geordies - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 473

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OK Magazine; Coleen:

"He'll never find anyone like me!"

He blatently did otherwise he wouldnt've hired the prostitute, would he?
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Joke by Habbaz804 in Sex and shit - Prostitutes (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 16.6

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My arse is quite cheeky. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Habbaz804 in Sex and shit - Arsehole - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3.2

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To celebrate my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, I took her to Disneyland Paris.

She still got in for free.
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Joke by Habbaz804 in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2.4

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At first I wanted van Barneveld and Taylor to be in the finals, but when he got knocked out I just wanted Taylor to win. But when he got knocked out I wanted Webster to win. But now he's knocked out I have a new idea.

I'm going to get laid.
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Joke by Habbaz804 in Sports - Darts - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1.4


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