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Two Penis's were robbing a bank, all of a sudden a vibrator walks in.
One turns to the other and shouts "Oh fuck, its Robocock!"
|Rumors are now circulating that England lost the 2018 world cup bid due to Gazza turning up to the voting with a fishing rod, can of lager and some chicken claiming to know Sepp Blatter.|
According to statistics 42 people will die on English roads today. So personally I think they should put 42 murderers, paedophiles --and rapists on a bus and crash it very early in the morning to make roads safer for everybody else for the rest of the day.
In other news, police are working on tracking down the posters of sickipedia's top 42 jokes for a new operation.