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Hammy1892's Jokes

Rumors are now circulating that England lost the 2018 world cup bid due to Gazza turning up to the voting with a fishing rod, can of lager and some chicken claiming to know Sepp Blatter.
According to statistics 42 people will die on English roads today. So personally I think they should put 42 murderers, paedophiles --and rapists on a bus and crash it very early in the morning to make roads safer for everybody else for the rest of the day.

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