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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 144
Total Joke Score: 25
Total Time Active: 30 hours, 8 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 37 Live Jokes: 4
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 33 Duplicate Jokes: 14
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 0.68 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 6.25
Average Time Before Deletion: 91,633m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Internet (1)

All of Hammy1892's 4 jokes.
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Two Penis's were robbing a bank, all of a sudden a vibrator walks in.

One turns to the other and shouts "Oh fuck, its Robocock!"
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Joke by Hammy1892 in Sex and shit - Penis - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 13

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I'm sure that's not the first time Corin from Big Brother has been creampied on camera... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hammy1892 in TV - Reality TV (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9.2

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Rumors are now circulating that England lost the 2018 world cup bid due to Gazza turning up to the voting with a fishing rod, can of lager and some chicken claiming to know Sepp Blatter. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hammy1892 in Sports - Football - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.4

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According to statistics 42 people will die on English roads today. So personally I think they should put 42 murderers, paedophiles --and rapists on a bus and crash it very early in the morning to make roads safer for everybody else for the rest of the day.

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Joke by Hammy1892 in Other - Internet - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 0.6


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