I was eating a packet of Walker's crisps the other day: Stephen Fry's Fry Up flavour. The first crisp tasted just like sausages, the second tasted exactly like eggs with tomato ketchup, but what did the third crisp taste of?
Trick question: of course there was no third crisp.
My three-year-old's son pet worm died last weekend. He was ever so upset so I suggested we bury it in the garden and wait a few days. Sure enough when we went back today and dug it up . . . . it was ALIVE! All smiles again.