• Hugh Jerection's Statistics

  • biggidy biggidy biggidy biggidy bong brrrrap brrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrchkshhhhhhskbFUCK-IT! Dropped my sticks.

    Just when i was on a roll.

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    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 175
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 535
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 5,702
    • Total Time Active:
    • 127 hours, 1 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 957
    • Live Jokes:
    • 287
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 670
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 5.96
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 13,093m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 19.87
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 129

Hugh Jerection's Jokes

Police 'stole identities of dead children' to give undercover officers new identities.

"We can't understand what all the fuss is about," said DCI Jamie Bulger & WPC Milly Dowler.
If Mary, James, Peter, Richard, David and John are all in separate vehicles, travelling at a constant speed of 60mph, in a forward direction with no obstacles, at which point is Mary likely to stamp on her brakes and cause a fucking accident?