• Hugh Jerection's Statistics

  • biggidy biggidy biggidy biggidy bong brrrrap brrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrchkshhhhhhskbFUCK-IT! Dropped my sticks.

    Just when i was on a roll.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 5
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 439
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 5,407
    • Total Time Active:
    • 113 hours, 28 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 879
    • Live Jokes:
    • 270
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 609
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 6.15
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 10,119m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 20.03
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 121

Hugh Jerection's Jokes

Police 'stole identities of dead children' to give undercover officers new identities.

"We can't understand what all the fuss is about," said DCI Jamie Bulger & WPC Milly Dowler.
If Mary, James, Peter, Richard, David and John are all in separate vehicles, travelling at a constant speed of 60mph, in a forward direction with no obstacles, at which point is Mary likely to stamp on her brakes and cause a fucking accident?