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Just when i was on a roll.
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Hugh Jerection's Jokes
Which is an Islamic trait?
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
My Girlfriend has just bought one of the new Katie Price rape alarms.
Its a first class stamp and a letter to the editor of the Sun.
Police 'stole identities of dead children' to give undercover officers new identities.
"We can't understand what all the fuss is about," said DCI Jamie Bulger & WPC Milly Dowler.
If Mary, James, Peter, Richard, David and John are all in separate vehicles, travelling at a constant speed of 60mph, in a forward direction with no obstacles, at which point is Mary likely to stamp on her brakes and cause a fucking accident?