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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 175 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 368 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 78 hours, 7 minutes | ||
The best of IAmTheMorning's 33 jokes (View All).
| Circumcisions are for bell-ends. |
 
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submitted by IAmTheMorning, originally by Woz in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 41
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Knowing I'm a bit of a dumb ass my mate tried for hours to convince me that my next birthday would be in 364 days time and I'd be only 1 years old. I mean come on.Does he think I was born yesterday? |
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submitted by IAmTheMorning, originally by Bazza in Other - Insults - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 38.6
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My sister gave birth yesterday, you know what that makes me? That's right, a father. |
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My Wedding Anniversary is coming up. I was lucky, I married "the one". ...on a scale on 1 to 10. |
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submitted by IAmTheMorning, originally by Mary Burke in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 28.8
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While playing a card game with my ten year old, I said, "Son, you can always remember the colour of love is Red, because of the heart in a pack of cards." He looked at me with a smile and said, "Is that why the spades are black?" That's my boy. |
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I got £400 just for serving a few courses at my brothers wedding this weekend. Plus another £60 in tips. One man was so impressed by my "Excellent service", He let me fuck his big breasted 24 year old wife... Later during the reception whilst reminiscing on my busy day rushing in and of the kitchen, Earning loads of cash and shagging beautiful women. I looked down into my extra cold Guinness and thought... Good things come to those who wait. |
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submitted by IAmTheMorning, originally by Bazza in TV - Adverts - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 27.2
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I've just been watching this old black and white porn. "Interracial" I think they're calling it. |
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submitted by IAmTheMorning, originally by Bazza in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 27
| Imagine a world where everyone constantly thought up elaborate fictional situations and discussed them as if they were real. Hypothetically speaking of course. |
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In the News: 'Man chokes to death on pudding' ...obviously a dessert not to be trifled with. |
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My mates and I have recently started wearing yellow metal suits for the band we play in. Banana Armour. |
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