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    • 364
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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 145
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IAmTheMorning's Jokes

Knowing I'm a bit of a dumb ass my mate tried for hours to convince me that my next birthday would be in 364 days time and I'd be only 1 years old.
I mean come on.Does he think I was born yesterday?
While playing a card game with my ten year old, I said, "Son, you can always remember the colour of love is Red, because of the heart in a pack of cards."

He looked at me with a smile and said, "Is that why the spades are black?"

That's my boy.