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The best of IAmTheMorning's 33 jokes (View All).
Knowing I'm a bit of a dumb ass my mate tried for hours to convince me that my next birthday would be in 364 days time and I'd be only 1 years old.
I mean come on.Does he think I was born yesterday?
While playing a card game with my ten year old, I said, "Son, you can always remember the colour of love is Red, because of the heart in a pack of cards."
He looked at me with a smile and said, "Is that why the spades are black?"
That's my boy.
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My mates and I have recently started wearing yellow metal suits for the band we play in.
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