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Knowing I'm a bit of a dumb ass my mate tried for hours to convince me that my next birthday would be in 364 days time and I'd be only 1 years old.
I mean come on.Does he think I was born yesterday?
While playing a card game with my ten year old, I said, "Son, you can always remember the colour of love is Red, because of the heart in a pack of cards."
He looked at me with a smile and said, "Is that why the spades are black?"
That's my boy.
I got £400 just for serving a few courses at my brothers wedding this weekend. Plus another £60 in tips. One man was so impressed by my "Excellent service", He let me fuck his big breasted 24 year old wife... Later during the reception whilst reminiscing on my busy day rushing in and of the kitchen, Earning loads of cash and shagging beautiful women. I looked down into my extra cold Guinness and thought...
Good things come to those who wait.
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