• IrishRab's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 269
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 692
    • Total Time Active:
    • 86 hours, 8 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 172
    • Live Jokes:
    • 23
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 149
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 4.02
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 69,838m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 30.09
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 46

IrishRab's Jokes

I added Joey Barton on facebook earlier.... when he accepted my request for a laugh I thought I would poke him........

Joey Barton went down holding his face!!!
I applied for a credit card the other day and the girl from mbna told me I had been accepted. She then told me of a new way to personalise my card. For a 1 of payment of ten pounds I could email her a picture and have it on my new card.

I said could I send a picture of my daughter and she giggled and said yes that would be sweet.

While she was on the phone I went online and downloaded a picture of wee Maddie McCann and sent her that. She opened the email and without a word of a lie replied.....................

She's a wee cracker. She looks like someone I know just can't think who !!!!