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JackTheRippa's Jokes

Some kids stopped me outside the shop earlier and said, "Hey mate, will you go in there and get us ten Richmond?"

"Sure I will," I replied, taking their money.

On the way out I gave them their sausages and informed them they only come in packs of eight.
I've come up with the perfect system that pays out every time I go to the bookies.

Watch who wins then mug them on the way home.