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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 80 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 237 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 21 hours, 57 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 100 | Live Jokes: | 28 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 72 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 2.37 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 8.46 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 16,887m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (6) | |||
The best of Jakgod's 28 jokes (View All).
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I told my daughter I'd buy her a car if she passed all her GCSEs. She studied six hours a day for the last year, threw her phone away, stopped seeing her friends and ended up finishing with her boyfriend, She got all A's and I want to really reward her so here's my problem: are Hot Wheels still popular or should I buy her a Transformer action figure? |
 
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| I always answer my door holding a severed goats head, to let Jehovahs Witnesses know I already have a healthy religious life |
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Being deaf is terrible I cant hear the girls I have sex with moan or scream Or the sirens that follow |
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| I had a wank in a tub of yogurt this morning,well if my wife refuses to swallow in bed... |
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My wife's leaving me because of my obsession with Africa. Kenya believe that? Ghana be a messy divorce... ........................................................ What Uganda do? ........................................................ Right! thats enough!! This Congo on! Djibouti her out? ............................................................... Nah mate your in da Nile |
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submitted by Jakgod, originally by Danbrown17 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 10
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My wife said she's leaving me because I am too laid back and never take anything seriously So I tortured and killed her then dissolved the body in acid to show her I'm not all fun and games |
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Little Maimbei has to walk 19 miles every day to get clean water For £2 a month we'll put him out of his misery |
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by Jakgod in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
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My girlfriend was asking me what my fetishes are I told her sloppy rim jobs and necrophilia She said to me eat shit and die |
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I got two black eyes today Sometimes a hole in the public bathrooms is just a hole |
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Just a little tip I sell foreskins |
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