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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 88
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 237
    • Total Time Active:
    • 23 hours, 1 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 104
    • Live Jokes:
    • 28
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 76
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 2.28
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 16,018m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 8.46
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 4

Jakgod's Jokes

I told my daughter I'd buy her a car if she passed all her GCSEs. She studied six hours a day for the last year, threw her phone away, stopped seeing her friends and ended up finishing with her boyfriend,

She got all A's and I want to really reward her so here's my problem: are Hot Wheels still popular or should I buy her a Transformer action figure?
My wife's leaving me because of my obsession with Africa.

Kenya believe that?

Ghana be a messy divorce...
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What Uganda do?
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Right! thats enough!! This Congo on!

Djibouti her out?
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Nah mate your in da Nile