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Contribution Points: 71 Total Joke Score: 575
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 22 hours, 45 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 56 Live Jokes: 37
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 19 Duplicate Jokes: 4


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I was pleased to see Lady Gaga pick up three Brit awards last night. Best female, Best Male and Best of Breed. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 223

Give an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day....
Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago - Current Score: 208.6

I'm doing my bit for the Haiti clear-up operation. I've sent 20 rubble sacks.
Hope they're back before the end of next week, I need the hardcore for the footings to my new conservatory. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 48

What's brown, nasty and floats on water?

Somali Pirates. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 35

How many Gingers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The searing 25Watt light might burn blisters into their skin. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor in Racism - Ginger - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 26.6

Flight crash investigators have suspicions that a sudden mass passenger movement to the front of flight 409 to Ethiopia caused the plane to nose-dive into the sea.
Ethiopian airlines have already said they will serve the in-flight meal from the back of the plane in future. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago - Current Score: 18

Arsenal in Europe are like Heather Mills-McCartney.
Lose the first leg in a terrible accident, go a bit mental, then fight to save the second leg.

My analogy ends there, otherwise Arsenal would have to go on and marry an aging scouse rock star who dyes his hair and talks through his cheeks in an annoying scouse drawl. Divorce would then follow amid claim and counter claim of a loveless, violent marriage, culminating in Arsenal breaking down, live on the Lorraine Kelly show. [...]

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Joke by Jismfactor in Celebrities - Heather Mills (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 17.8

What's got fuzzy hair and can't fly?
Ethiopians. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago - Current Score: 15.4

John Venables new address is in the Godalming area of Surrey, and his new name is Ashley Cole. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor in In The News - Jon Venables - Added: 6 days ago - Current Score: 14.2

St Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland and brought Christianity to the heathen masses. Then he put on a big green hat, comedy ginger beard, ordered a Guinness and kept saying "Top of the morning to yer".

All I know is my drive ain't getting tarmac'd today. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor in Events - St Patricks Day - Added: 14 hours ago - Current Score: 11.6

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