• Kuraingu Furiman's Statistics

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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 19
    • Live Jokes:
    • 5
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 14
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 27.68
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    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 105.20
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    • 5

Kuraingu Furiman's Jokes

On entering the US, I was put through a security scanner and was then told

"Sir, I must ask you, have you ever desired to attack the United States of America?"

I was amazed and replied

"God, does that machine read minds as well?"
When in possession of a male friend's phone - send a text to their Dad:

"I'm in the bath, thinking of you".

One replied with the epic "You better sort your fucking life out son"