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All of Kuraingu Furiman's 5 jokes.
On entering the US, I was put through a security scanner and was then told
"Sir, I must ask you, have you ever desired to attack the United States of America?"
I was amazed and replied
"God, does that machine read minds as well?"
When in possession of a male friend's phone - send a text to their Dad:
"I'm in the bath, thinking of you".
One replied with the epic "You better sort your fucking life out son"
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