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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 0
Total Joke Score: 503
Total Time Active: 2 hours, 0 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 19 Live Jokes: 5
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 14 Duplicate Jokes: 5
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 26.47 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 100.60
Average Time Before Deletion: 0m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Circumcision (1)

All of Kuraingu Furiman's 5 jokes.
63383
What the worst part of a back-street circumcision?

It's a bloody rip-off.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Kuraingu Furiman in Sex and shit - Circumcision - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 360.2

63615
The Daily Mail - Racist in public so you don't have to be! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Kuraingu Furiman, originally by Russel Howard in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 76.8

63616
On entering the US, I was put through a security scanner and was then told

"Sir, I must ask you, have you ever desired to attack the United States of America?"

I was amazed and replied

"God, does that machine read minds as well?"
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Kuraingu Furiman in Racism - American - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 40.8

63396
I don't have a stalker, but I do have a woman who sends me underwear in the post.

Thanks mum!
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Joke by Kuraingu Furiman in Crime - Stalking - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 22

63397
When in possession of a male friend's phone - send a text to their Dad:

"I'm in the bath, thinking of you".

One replied with the epic "You better sort your fucking life out son"
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Joke by Kuraingu Furiman which requires categorising - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.2


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