Laurence's Statistics
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 15 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 771 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 20 hours, 25 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 52 | Live Jokes: | 8 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 44 | Duplicate Jokes: | 10 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 14.83 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 96.38 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 264m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Illness and mortality > Obesity (1) | |||
All of Laurence's 8 jokes.
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A Muslim was saying to me today, "If the whole world was Muslim then there would be no swine flu because we don't eat pork". I replied, "yes, and if the whole world was Atheist the twin towers would still exist". |
 
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by Laurence in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 629.8
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Why does everyone hate Americans? Thanks to them we're not the fattest nation in the world. |
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by Laurence in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 50.6
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Women say they like it when men compliment them about their clothes, But how can I do that when school uniform is the same every day? |
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| Feminism: Remembering to say thank you when your woman brings you your sandwich. |
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I was looking through the Paralympic schedule last night and it looked reasonably interesting. I have one question though: Why aren't there any hurdles? |
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by Laurence in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 17
| God used to be an atheist, but then he read a self-help book and really started to believe in himself. |
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Silvio Berlusconi has told those made homeless by the recent Italian earthquake to "treat it like a camping holiday". Why can't we have a prime minister like that? |
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| Tip: When you're standing at a bus stop, stand at the front. That way you can look back at ALL the pretty girls and pretend you're looking for the bus. |
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