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A Muslim was saying to me today,
"If the whole world was Muslim then there would be no swine flu because we don't eat pork".
I replied, "yes, and if the whole world was Atheist the twin towers would still exist".
Women say they like it when men compliment them about their clothes,
But how can I do that when school uniform is the same every day?
I was looking through the Paralympic schedule last night and it looked reasonably interesting.
I have one question though:
Why aren't there any hurdles?
|God used to be an atheist, but then he read a self-help book and really started to believe in himself.|
Silvio Berlusconi has told those made homeless by the recent Italian earthquake to "treat it like a camping holiday".
Why can't we have a prime minister like that?