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|Total Time Active:||20 hours, 28 minutes|
The best of LiamHills's 13 jokes (View All).
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you're just too ugly for plastic surgery. I suggest wearing a plastic bag over your head.
Patient: Um don't you mean a paper bag...?
Doctor: Maybe I didn't emphasize how ugly you are...
|Why are there so many sexy singles in my area that want to fuck me right now, but none of them want to even talk to me in a nightclub?|
My wife woke me the other day by repeatedly poking me in the lower back with a broom handle.
When i asked what the fuck she was doing she replied
"You try it for once!"
Today i saw a sign which said "Watch the step"
I did, for three fucking hours. It didn't do a bloody thing.
My girlfriend said to me the other day:
"Hey wanna join my parents for tea tonight?"
"I'd rather join MY parents."
"I thought your parents were dead."
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