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| Contribution Points: | 7 | Total Joke Score: | 152 |
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Total Time Active: | 1 hours, 22 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 41 | Live Jokes: | 12 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 29 | Duplicate Jokes: | 10 |
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Just been on the go compare website for a few quotes. One question they asked me was " Where did you hear about us?" I thought, are these taking the piss? |
 
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Just finished wrapping Maddys present. It was quite easy really, i just put a sock on it. |
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Joke submitted by Lmc11, originally by Gerry McCann which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 9
| So Pornhub, i can get ripped in 4 weeks? grow my dick a further few inches? and meet a fit girl in my area? Fuckinell you fancy just loadin the video so i can get back in the real world and have a wank. |
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Joke by Lmc11 which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago
- Current Score: 1
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Twinkle Twinkle little star Maddy Mcann get in my car drive all day, fuck all night open it up, i dont like it tight Twinkle Twinkle little star Ive got maddie ha ha ha ha |
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Joke by Lmc11 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 0.4
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Id love to go on the show "Embarrasing bodies" Theres nothing wrong with me i just want to get my massive penis out on tv. |
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Joke by Lmc11 in TV - ??? General - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: -1.6
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Did anyone else see that nigger steal 23 grand on goldenbollocks before? Finally after all these years shes come good, im going to let her sisters out of their cage tomorrow to apply for deal or no deal. |
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Joke by Lmc11 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: -2
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