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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 101 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 143 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 13 hours, 5 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 39 | Live Jokes: | 9 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 30 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 3.67 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 15.89 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 45,807m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Charlie Sheen (1) | |||
All of MagnumPIG's 9 jokes.
| I wonder does Jeremy Clarkson do wedding photography? I need someone to take me outside and shoot me in front of my family |
 
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submitted by MagnumPIG, originally by twitter.com/stephencgrant in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 69.2
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You never forget your first kiss. And thats why I find it so hard to forgive my uncle. |
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| The final Harry Potter film opened this weekend, which makes it the first time Harry Potter fans have experienced a climax |
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submitted by MagnumPIG, originally by Conan O'Brien in TV - Film/Movie - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.6
| Some claim Christianity isn't sexy but there aren't many books that have a chick wanting to get naked & eat fruit in the first 3 pages |
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In a statement released today Arnold Schwarzenegger said: 'I am truly sorry, there are no excuses, and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused.....But enough about Jingle all the Way, lets talk about my lovechild' |
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submitted by MagnumPIG, originally by Conan O'Brien in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2.4
| Good news if you're an average looking young girl who can endure the pathetic rambling of a brain damaged drug addict and lick his old grey balls in exchange for publicity, because Charlie Sheen is 100 percent single again. |
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submitted by MagnumPIG, originally by wwtdd.com in Celebrities - Charlie Sheen - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
| When I see an article that shows a celebrity wearing the same outfit twice, I get furious and blow up a hospital |
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submitted by MagnumPIG, originally by David O'Doherty in Other - Modern Life - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
| I like to think of myself as a Renaissance man, but just in terms of my personal hygiene standards. |
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I think my doctor fancies me. He said I have acute paranoia. |
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