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|Total Joke Score:||143|
|Total Time Active:||13 hours, 5 minutes|
|I wonder does Jeremy Clarkson do wedding photography? I need someone to take me outside and shoot me in front of my family|
|The final Harry Potter film opened this weekend, which makes it the first time Harry Potter fans have experienced a climax|
|Some claim Christianity isn't sexy but there aren't many books that have a chick wanting to get naked & eat fruit in the first 3 pages|
In a statement released today Arnold Schwarzenegger said:
'I am truly sorry, there are no excuses, and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused.....But enough about Jingle all the Way, lets talk about my lovechild'
|Good news if you're an average looking young girl who can endure the pathetic rambling of a brain damaged drug addict and lick his old grey balls in exchange for publicity, because Charlie Sheen is 100 percent single again.|
|When I see an article that shows a celebrity wearing the same outfit twice, I get furious and blow up a hospital|