• Mancubus's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 61
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 234
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2 hours, 49 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 7
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 5
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 33.43
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 40,694m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 117.00
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 2

Mancubus's Jokes

In gary indiana, born and raised
On the stage is where i spent most of my days
never chilled out, relaxed, but I was still all cool
making money for my dad, instead of goin to school
we had a couple of hits and life was gettin good
im gettin too big for my neighborhood
my dad still beat me and his nostrils flared
I said "I'm dying my skin white and getting the fuck out of here"
I whistled for a boy and when he came near
his ass looked fresh and I needed to tap that rear
if anything, I could tell I hated pubic hair
so I built an amusement park, bring your kids if you dare
I pulled out the jesus juice for the boys, over 9000, and 8
and I yelled to their parents, "no proof, sue me later!"
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne, move over paedobear