• Marc Gatland's Statistics

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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 4,279
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,184
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    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 28.61
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    • 66,271m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 56.05
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    • 226

Marc Gatland's Jokes

My wife and I auditioned for Britain's Got Talent last month.
Simon said, "What is your act?"
I said, "Magic."
He said, "Okay, so what are you both going to do?"
I said, "We are going to make a child disappear into thin air."
He said, "Have you ever done this before?"
I said, "Yes, once."
He said, "Okay Gerry & Kate, good luck."
So, X-rated websites have been given the approval to have the XXX domain name?

Surely this is going to confuse the Americans when they are shopping for clothes online.