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The biggest wenk around---MASSIVE MASTERBATION.
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The biggest wenk around---MASSIVE MASTERBATION.
I'm no longer displaying my deleted jokes on my profile
So if you want to read a bunch of shit jokes you are just gonna have to scroll down.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 177 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 233 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 45 hours, 19 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 67 | Live Jokes: | 24 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 43 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 3.48 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 9.71 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 6,504m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Paedophile (4) | |||
The best of MassiveMasterbation's 24 jokes (View All).
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I'm facing serious jail time for throwing my son into the pit of lions at the zoo. Turns out they take the whole "Don't feed the animals" thing pretty seriously. |
 
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I walk up to some girl in a bar and start trying to chat her up, "hey, I have an 8 inch penis that i like to call the truth, because with me you'll get the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth," "8 inches" she replies,"Sounds like you are stretching the truth", Well she can fuck off I don't need her, I can handle the truth. |
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by MassiveMasterbation in Sex and shit - Dirty Talk - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 30.6
| The only purpose of the snooze button on alarm clocks is to make me extremely late in a series of 10 minute intervals. |
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| My doctor says i suffer from premature ejaculation but i like to think i just give good handjobs |
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submitted by MassiveMasterbation, originally by @MarcusCous in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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I can't wait for the Rugby world cup final. I haven't seen the French getting killed by the blacks since I served in Algeria. |
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by MassiveMasterbation in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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"Was your son brought up or dragged up?" Said the mother of some kid my son had been bullying. "No actually, he was fucked up" I replied. |
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by MassiveMasterbation in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 8.8
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Teenagers with acne are 60% more likely to suffer from depression, This is important, its not easy to spot. |
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Its really hard to tell whether or not your jokes are going to be succesful on this site so what I do is tell them to my son first. Then I judge them based on how long it takes him to stop crying. |
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| Breaking News: I just dropped a glass. |
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I wish my wife was more like the wanted. She's never glad I came. |
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