• MattyPea's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 17
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 407
    • Total Time Active:
    • 3 hours, 0 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 12
    • Live Jokes:
    • 6
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 6
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 33.92
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 17m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 67.83
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 3

MattyPea's Jokes

I went up to a manager in a department store and I said, "I wanna buy a watch."
"Analogue?"
I said, "No mate, just a watch."
I'm going to go on Dragons Den with my new invention that combines the great unique features of the two best selling vacuum cleaners into one product. Its basically a Dyson with a smiley face on it.