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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 157 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,250 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 44 hours, 2 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 232 | Live Jokes: | 95 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 137 | Duplicate Jokes: | 22 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 14.01 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 34.21 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 5,242m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > ??? Other (21) | |||
The best of McBaldy's 95 jokes (View All).
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So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then? Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea. |
 
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Met this bloke today who told me he only had 18 months to live. I thought, lucky bastard, the rest of us are going to die in December. |
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I have a brilliant idea on how we can avoid panic and prepare for future snowy weather, let's give this time of year a name that will remind us that cold and snowy weather is a high possibility. I suggest we call this period, "winter", who's in? |
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| If a group of necrophiliacs met a group of zombies, who would do the chasing? |
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So Wayne Rooney's dad was arrested after a betting scam on a Motherwell game. Police apparently became suspicious after hearing somebody had shown an interest in Scottish football. |
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Everybody tells you to check for hedgehogs under bonfires before lighting them. But nobody ever thinks to check for hedgehog checkers, do they...? |
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Liverpool have decided not to be part of the Premiership title race this season. A spokesman said, "The club will have no involvement with any race other than white." |
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| I'm not saying my wife is fat, but our memory foam mattress has started pretending to have alzheimer's when she gets in bed. |
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An avalanche has buried over 100 Pakistani soldiers. Fuck the KKK, that's what you call white power! |
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The wife told me she was doing zumba tonight... So I went and kicked the black cunt's head in. |
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