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MechanicMonkey's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 4 Total Joke Score: 349
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 1 hours, 2 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 58 Live Jokes: 31
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 27 Duplicate Jokes: 1


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I can tell you now, with my hand on my heart, I have no ribs. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 243.6

I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks.
I'll try the next urinal. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 83.2

Turns out '30' isn't the amount of people to hit before the next sign I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 31

Curiosity makes me think.. I wonder if the flowers on Heath Ledgers grave squirt water if you sniff them.. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 16

I don't know what's better. Calling an American a cunt, or a cunt an American. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 14

Reduce your carbon footprint.. take bigger steps. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 11

Where I'm from, puppy love is known as dogging. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 7

Makes you wonder if Countdown was created by dyslexic scrabble enthusiasts, I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 7

I found that book you lot were on about before, but I had to put it down halfway through.. it was so bad I could have killed myself I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 5

I have dementia, schizophrenia, and i'm dyslexic, meaning I keep forgetting how we are I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MechanicMonkey which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 3

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