• Megadeth2's Statistics


    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 545
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 2,113
    • Total Time Active:
    • 161 hours, 42 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 172
    • Live Jokes:
    • 45
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 127
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 12.28
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 42,145m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 46.96
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 35

Megadeth2's Jokes

I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!"
"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."
When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk.
"Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."