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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 545 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,096 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 161 hours, 42 minutes | ||
The best of Megadeth2's 45 jokes (View All).
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Anal sex is a lot like my first car. I didn't really want it, but my dad gave it to me anyway. |
 
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My favourite position is the Tim Henman. I smack my balls around and perform terribly. |
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by Megadeth2 in Sports - Tennis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 311.6
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I watched "Pets Do the Funniest Things" a few weeks ago. Then I sued ITV for false advertising. |
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Just signed up for that new Indian bank. Halalifax. |
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I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!" "Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off." When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?" "I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months." |
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| I bet Michael Jackson regrets touching up Chuck Norris's son. |
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by Megadeth2 in Celebrities - Chuck Norris (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 128.4
| Harry Redknapp has reported Roberto Mancini to the FA after Mancini waved an imaginary tax return at him. |
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I went to a Japanese drinking competition the other day. Just for the Sake of it. |
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After seeing the advert where the kid shows his dog how to eat an Oreo but then doesn't give him one, there's really only one conceivable way that advert should have ended. A vicious mauling. |
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I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile... ....and how many times. |
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