• Milo's Statistics

  • Michael McIntyre has not authorised the use of his name in any of the following jokes. Or any joke, ever.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 1180
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3987
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 48,368
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2,412 hours, 19 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 4,932
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,251
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 2,681
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.81
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 17,036m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 21.49
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 186

Milo's Jokes

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.