• Milo's Statistics

  • After a hard day writing jokes, I like to relax with a 'Chesterfield' cigarette. It's the smooth, rich flavour in a 'Chesterfield' cigarette that I enjoy. In fact, I'm going to light up a 'Chesterfield' right now. Why don't you join me?

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 150
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 5081
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 61,659
    • Total Time Active:
    • 3,197 hours, 18 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 6,054
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,667
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 3,387
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 10.18
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 20,997m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 23.12
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 210

Milo's Jokes

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.