• Milo's Statistics

  • There ain't no crime in pistol whippin' a surly barman.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 660
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3813
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 45,285
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2,317 hours, 20 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 4,813
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,214
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 2,599
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.41
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 13,243m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 20.45
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 182

Milo's Jokes

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.