After a hard day writing jokes, I like to relax with a 'Chesterfield' cigarette. It's the smooth, rich flavour in a 'Chesterfield' cigarette that I enjoy. In fact, I'm going to light up a 'Chesterfield' right now. Why don't you join me?
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"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.
It's good to see the system's working.
"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.
My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well," she said, "I've lost a stone. Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?"
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more. 533