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|This month's Leaderboard points:||235|
|Total Joke Score:||39,577|
|Total Time Active:||1,957 hours, 3 minutes|
|Total Jokes Submitted:||4,220||Live Jokes:||2,022|
|Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):||2,198||Duplicate Jokes:||172|
|Average Joke Score (All Jokes):||9.38||Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):||19.57|
|Average Time Before Deletion:||11,190m|
|Favourite Subcategory||Other > Animals/Insects (158)|
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.
It's good to see the system's working.
"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.
My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well," she said, "I've lost a stone. Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?"
"I caught my twelve-year-old son looking up women's skirts today," I told the barman after my second whiskey.
"That's pretty normal for a twelve-year-old, isn't it?" he asked.
"Not on eBay it isn't!" I said.
The new "Freedom Tower", which is replacing the fallen Twin Towers, is almost built.
Al Qaeda are calling it, "Level 2".