• Milo's Statistics

  • This week's winning lottery numbers:

    6 17 19 23 28 31

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 860
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 4367
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 53,758
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2,798 hours, 58 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 5,403
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,417
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 2,986
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.95
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 17,910m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 22.24
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 198

Milo's Jokes

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.