• Milo's Statistics

  • There's a joke about 'Where's Wally?' in here somewhere. See if you can find it.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 1000
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 4122
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 50,402
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2,550 hours, 28 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 5,114
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,317
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 2,797
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.86
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 18,306m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 21.75
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 192

Milo's Jokes

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.