• Milo's Statistics

  • No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 570
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 4601
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 55,857
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2,929 hours, 50 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 5,611
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,496
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 3,115
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.95
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 19,350m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 22.38
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 200

Milo's Jokes

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.