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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 179
Total Joke Score: 100
Total Time Active: 12 hours, 54 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 23 Live Jokes: 9
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 14 Duplicate Jokes: 6
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 4.35 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 11.11
Average Time Before Deletion: 1,042m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (2)

All of MrTarantino's 9 jokes.
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Do Amish murderers get the acoustic chair? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by MrTarantino, originally by Donni Shaphire in Religion - Amish - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 29

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Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something? I feel like if we give hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get out of their way. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it would rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by MrTarantino, originally by Laura in In The News - Hurricanes - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 28.8

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I find that organised people are just too lazy to look for things. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MrTarantino in Other - Joke - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 24

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As I was waiting for my test results anxiously in the waiting room the doctor came through the doors at a leisurely pace.

'I'm supposed to be meeting my wife soon, Doc!' I said to him. 'What's been taking so long, do you have the time?'

'Do I have the time, yes'. The doctor replied, looking down at his clipboard. 'Plenty of it in fact. Whereas you, on the other hand...' 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by MrTarantino, originally by Cyanide and Happiness in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 6.8

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For those of you who were wondering, PIPA is SOPA's prettier younger sister who gets all the attention on SOPA's big day. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by MrTarantino, originally by DavidClinchNews in In The News - Royal Wedding (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 6.8

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MrTarantino in Illness and mortality - Amputation - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 3.2

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Instead of being cremated or buried when I die, I'd much rather my body to be cut into pieces and then sent to people I don't like. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by MrTarantino, originally by Cyanide and Happiness in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 3

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Bad news for Chelsea regarding the African Cup of Nations. Fernando Torres isn't African. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by MrTarantino, originally by Facebook group in Sports - Football - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago - Current Score: 1.2

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Emile Heskey has missed the opportunity to be the new England manager. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MrTarantino in Sports - Football - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 0.6


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