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Was reading about a survey the other day...apparently 2% of young Germans think that Auschwitz was a type of beer.

I'm guessing that's the really gassy one...
A teenage girl confesses to her mum: "Mum, I'm pregnant."

"What? What did I warn you about sex?" replied the mother.

"You told me to take measures. Well, that's what I did. I took measures and went with the biggest!"