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What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your Salary - It comes once a month, lasts between 5 and 7 days and if it doesn't come you're fucked!
Was reading about a survey the other day...apparently 2% of young Germans think that Auschwitz was a type of beer.
I'm guessing that's the really gassy one...
A teenage girl confesses to her mum: "Mum, I'm pregnant."
"What? What did I warn you about sex?" replied the mother.
"You told me to take measures. Well, that's what I did. I took measures and went with the biggest!"