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  • "If you're going to treat me like a cunt you might as well try and fuck me..."

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    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 32
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 17,769
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1 hours, 31 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 52
    • Live Jokes:
    • 42
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 10
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 341.71
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 0m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 423.07
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 7

Mrwolf's Jokes

Why are all the best basketball players black?

Because it involves stealing, shooting and running...
A black man runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!"

The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet."

The black man instantly slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?"

The doctor replies, "It's Persil. It stops coloureds running."