• Nemesis81's Statistics

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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 374
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 3,310
    • Total Time Active:
    • 75 hours, 50 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 291
    • Live Jokes:
    • 91
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 200
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 11.37
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 79,871m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 36.37
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 81

Nemesis81's Jokes

The wife was telling me that a friend of hers from work gets smacked about a lot by her husband.

Then she told me that, if I ever hit her, I'd only do it the once.

"That's what I love about you," I said.

She said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "You learn from your mistakes."
I was reading an article about the recent earthquake in Haiti and I found this comment from a member of the public:

Dina (malaysia)
"I pray for aids from all over the world to be sent immediately to the people of Haiti"

Do you not think the people from Haiti are suffering enough?
My brothers Halloween costume arrived in the post this morning.

Out of curiosity I had to open it up and take a look at what it was, it consisted of a rooster mask and a giant bag of lolly pops.

He's obviously going as a cock sucker again!