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I'm glad to see M&S are doing 20% off their schoolwear.
I always thought the skirts were a bit too long.
Sometimes I like to push my penis between my legs so it looks like I have a cunt.
Other times I let it stick out so it looks like I have a clit.
I woke up in bed this morning to the vision of a gorgeous, naked girl looking back at me from the other side of the bed.
I must have been too tired to turn off my laptop after my goodnight wank.
|The police were going to arrest me for masturbating in public, until I explained I was just rubbing suncream into my cock so it didn't burn while I expose myself to children in this glorious weather.|
|It's great that the horse meat scandal is over, now we can all eat lasagne secure in the knowledge that the bits of teeth we find in it definitely came from a cow.|