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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 35
Total Joke Score: 1,216
Total Time Active: 14 hours, 12 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 57 Live Jokes: 15
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 42 Duplicate Jokes: 7
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 21.33 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 81.07
Average Time Before Deletion: 2,001m
Favourite Subcategory Other > ??? Random (2)

The best of NinjaRaver's 15 jokes (View All).
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Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..

He knew.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,150.2

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My girlfriend says she'll leave me if I don't stop playing on my Xbox all the time, so I took her out to dinner...

Achievement Unlocked: Went Outside.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Other - Video Games - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 16

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I hate people that ask questions even though they already know the answer..

Teachers are the worst.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Other - ??? Random - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.8

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To me, God will always just be that guy who could have made Pokemon real.

But instead was all like, nah man, Malaria.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Religion - God - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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They took down Megaupload...

They took down Megavideo...

They took down Megaporn...

That can only mean one thing....


RUN MEGAMAN..RUN!!
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Joke by NinjaRaver in In The News - SOPA - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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Random Girls Status: I'm so ugly..

First comment: You spelt attention seeking wrong..
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Other - Social Networks - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 6

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I recently rediscovered my youth..

Decomposing in the Cellar.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Other - Family - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 3.8

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'Schrodinger's Dick in a Box.'

Both erect and flacid.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Other - Psychics - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 3.4

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While watching "Stargazing Live" I replied to their request for favourite "Dark Sites" with the local dogging site. There might not be any stars but there are certainly a few black holes. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NinjaRaver in TV - Sci Fi - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 3.4

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Piers Morgan recently admitted that it took him a while to realise how good twitter is.

I had a similar experience to be honest, it took me a while to realise that he is a total cunt.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Celebrities - Piers Morgan - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 3.4


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