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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 113 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 107 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 8 hours, 6 minutes | ||
All of Noddy1989's 7 jokes.
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BBC News : 'Fire extinguisher' student jailed These Mickey Mouse degrees are getting ridiculous now. |
 
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| Another defeat for Steve Kean. He can't even win the sack race. |
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| I can hold my hands up and say I was ashamed to be English yesterday, then I woke up today and thought "Well thank fuck I'm not Scottish, I'd be ashamed everyday" |
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I was walking home last when I noticed a girl crying on the street corner I walked up to her and asked her what the matter was. She'd just been finished by her boyfriend and told me she was 100% certain nothing could make her life any worse right now. So I did the honourable thing and raped her just to prove women are always wrong. |
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by Noddy1989 in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 13.6
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Just saw a group saying "I wish I could Google anything. I'd search "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY IPOD?" and it would be like "UNDER THE COUCH YOU DUMBASS"' Must have been an idiot who made this group, clearly everyone's first search would be "Emma Watsons first masturbation" |
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I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "Bird" and had a shotgun in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to Rowrah |
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| I think it would be fun to work at a restaurant on Valentine's day just so I could leave fake engagement rings in all the women's drinks then just watch the men's faces. |
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