Oki's Statistics
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 51 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 678 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 19 hours, 27 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 40 | Live Jokes: | 8 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 32 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 16.95 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 84.75 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 108,330m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Rape (1) | |||
All of Oki's 8 jokes.
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Daily Telegraph: Shark swims ashore in New Jersey. What? Where the fuck did he buy that from? |
 
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| Nothing says "fuck it, it's worth a punt" quite like being given 20 life sentances for murdering prostitutes and asking the parole board for an early release. |
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There are no victims in rape. Only winners and losers. |
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I've just been cleaning my car with the wife. Not ideal, but there's a fucking hosepipe ban on round here. |
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My wife is half American. Judging by the size of her fat arse, my guess is, the bottom half. |
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Jedward will carry on touring despite member Edward tearing his knee ligaments on stage this weekend. I'm sure no one will notice, he dances like a spastic anyway. |
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My girlfriend accused me of being an England player. I did fuck all about it. |
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Google News: Bank of England to warn on growth and inflation. I really don't think that fat old cunt Mervyn King is in any kind of position to be warning people about getting fat somehow. |
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