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|Total Joke Score:||680|
|Total Time Active:||19 hours, 27 minutes|
|Nothing says "fuck it, it's worth a punt" quite like being given 20 life sentances for murdering prostitutes and asking the parole board for an early release.|
I've just been cleaning my car with the wife.
Not ideal, but there's a fucking hosepipe ban on round here.
Jedward will carry on touring despite member Edward tearing his knee ligaments on stage this weekend.
I'm sure no one will notice, he dances like a spastic anyway.