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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 441 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 77 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 44 hours, 54 minutes | ||
All of Ol Dirty Racist's 10 jokes.
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Pros and cons of the recent cold weather spell - Cons: Dangerous roads Hypothermia and other illnesses Pipes freezing Train and tube disruption Pros: Tevez wears a scarf |
 
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by Ol Dirty Racist in In The News - Weather - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 18.4
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Great to hear Martin Tyler commenting that in bringing Emile Heskey on in place of John Carew, Martin O'Neil was making a "like for like" change. Slightly more subtle than Ron Atkinson calling Marcel Desailly a "fucking lazy fucking nigger"... but equally amusing. |
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Interviewer: Adele, I read recently that your serious weight issues have given you chronic back-ache... Adele: Cake? Yes please... |
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| I can't help thinking that a lot of the guests on Jeremy Kyle would be living better lives if they didn't keep leaving everything until "the end of the day" |
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by Ol Dirty Racist in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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Criminologists suggest that spotting a liar is easy, as guilty parties tend to "look downwards" and "move their head in a jittery manner". On an unrelated note, I want to wish Harry Redknapp good luck in his upcoming court appearance... |
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by Ol Dirty Racist in Crime - Fraud (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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I've just been discharged from intensive care. A word of advice - if you happen to be staring at a group of loitering coons, and a big one steps away from the pack towards you and asks "What the fuck are you staring at?" do NOT reply "The dominant male?" |
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I just got an e-mail from a 'Horny & Lonely Housewife', and apparently, she's 'bored, horny, lonely, and wants a chat'.... Typical woman. When I'm 'bored & horny', 'chatting' is the last thing that comes to mind... |
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by Ol Dirty Racist in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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"Hey, Luis. Put that fucking voodoo doll down and get changed" "Sorry Kenny" |
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Darling, I haven't had time to make your supper, I've got to get ready for Tracey's silly fancy dress party... and I still don't know what to go as...! You'll be going as a panda |
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by Ol Dirty Racist in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3
| Out of respect for those that died in the Hillsborough disaster, there will be a 96 minute silence at the Emirates tomorrow afternoon. |
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