• P45's Statistics

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    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 713
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 14,784
    • Total Time Active:
    • 18 hours, 30 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 67
    • Live Jokes:
    • 44
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 23
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 220.66
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 3,436m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 336.00
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 12

P45's Jokes

My sister caught me wanking yesterday and called me a pervert.

The next day I walk into her room and catch her flicking the bean and she called me a pervert.

It's the hypocrisy of the situation that annoys me the most.