• PSE's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 34
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 34
    • Total Time Active:
    • 10 hours, 20 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 35
    • Live Jokes:
    • 7
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 28
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 0.97
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 60,730m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 4.86
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 4

PSE's Jokes

So Colonel Gaddafi has dressed as a woman to escape capture.

I can't help thinking if he dressed up as a Chinese man they would never find him.
I came home from work and there was a note on the side
it said "I'm going to drown my self"
i looked outside and saw the car was gone
i called her and said "what the fuck are you doing you mental bitch!"
"I'm sick of you and I've got nothing to live for, ill kill myself right now"


"Please love don't drown yourself in the car the stereos worth £500