Potting Shed Pete's Jokes
Me and my son went to see Liverpool last night, and it lived up to expectations.
Our car was stolen.
My great grandad invented the wheelbarrow.
The fucking randy bastard.
I said to the young girl who lives across the road, "I'm looking for a baby sitter."
She said, "Ok, I'll do it."
"Good," I said, "sit on this baby." As I pulled my jeans down.
What's black and wrinkly on the outside, but cute and cuddly on the inside?
A bin liner full of kittens.
Tesco are shitting themselves again.
Traces of wheelchair were found in their vegetable soup this morning.