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The best of PsychoRapist's 16 jokes (View All).
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"Wouldn't it be great if Ulrika married Kaka?"
I don't get it, what would be so great if she was called Ulrika Dos Santos Leite?
|My girlfriend said to me "you know, if god intended women to suck dick, he'd make cum taste like chocolate" I said "Yeah, but he had to make it taste like bleach so you remember to do the laundry"|
|I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it.|
This morning I got spunk all over my girlfriend's dress.
She is gonna go mental when she finds out I've been wearing it again.
|Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I tried flirting with the officer to get him to lower my ticket. I think this would have worked much better, if I was a girl and not a balding overweight middle aged man.|
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