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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 0 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 413 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 31 hours, 50 minutes | ||
The best of PsychoRapist's 16 jokes (View All).
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Where do dwarfs get their viagra? Littlewoods. |
 
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by PsychoRapist in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 172.2
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I read this joke by P45 "Wouldn't it be great if Ulrika married Kaka?" I don't get it, what would be so great if she was called Ulrika Dos Santos Leite? |
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by PsychoRapist in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 119.6
| My girlfriend said to me "you know, if god intended women to suck dick, he'd make cum taste like chocolate" I said "Yeah, but he had to make it taste like bleach so you remember to do the laundry" |
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by PsychoRapist in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 36.8
| I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. |
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submitted by PsychoRapist, originally by Mitch Hedberg in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19
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A white middle class male walks into a library and asks for a book on the subject of his favourite predilection. In view of the fact said male falls within the socio-ethnic group of the vast majority of Sickipedians, the librarian acceded to his request in a polite and courteous manner. The ensuing transaction took place smoothly and without further incident. |
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This morning I got spunk all over my girlfriend's dress. She is gonna go mental when she finds out I've been wearing it again. |
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by PsychoRapist in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 11
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Just read this joke They say school days are the best days of your life. Yeah, that's because that's when you can get away with sleeping with a school girl. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thanks for the tip, this made me realise how important days at school are, so I took this girl out of class and started fucking her in every position possible. I am no longer a Maths teacher. |
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| Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I tried flirting with the officer to get him to lower my ticket. I think this would have worked much better, if I was a girl and not a balding overweight middle aged man. |
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I just read the Mirror's headline '3 lions in South Africa' No shit. |
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Read this joke by jcfc
TRUE STORY If ever there is such thing as irony, it's here. I went into one of those Arab shops that are never closed the other day and bought a Lucozade for 89p, with a tenner. The shopwoman, veiled and all, just looked me straight in the eye and said, "Here's nine-eleven, have a nice day." ------------------------------------------------------ But surely if you paid with a tenner, she woul [...] |
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