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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 8 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,948 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 1 hours, 41 minutes | ||
The best of RandomJoker's 34 jokes (View All).
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Apparently you need to be on some register to be a paedo. Where do I sign up?! |
 
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The racist monkey chants aimed at Didier Drogba during the match are apparently putting him off his game. He thinks they're mating calls. |
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by RandomJoker in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 269.6
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The InPrivate Browsing feature in Internet Explorer 8 I know what it's for, You know what it's for, and sure as hell Bill Gates knows what it's for, that dirty dog! |
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by RandomJoker in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 246.8
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Apparently incest can produce children with genetic problems, the thought of that just repulses me, it's just sick. That's why I always pull out and cum on my daughters tits. |
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| You know it was a good rape when you read about it in OK magazine |
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70 years ago WW2 started, and according to BBC News "Thousands of Poles fled their homeland, many never to return, when their country was invaded by the Germans and the Russians during World War II." Can someone tell the Poles the War's over and they can fuck off home. |
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Yesterday in workplaces all over the country people were asking each other "Did you see Question Time last night"? What I did was reply "Yes" but followed it with "I think we came across OK, should pick up a few more voters now, was a cracking performance by Nick" and then watch their fucking liberal faces sink to the floor! |
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I read somewhere that the best contraceptive is the word "No!" The girl I was with last night must have read this too because she wouldn't stop saying 'No! No! No!' the whole time I was fucking her. |
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My daughter tells me she doesn't like my beard. Apparently it gives her a rash on her thighs |
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by RandomJoker in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 31
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I just read this on the Mirror website "Mice, cockroaches and flies were found at one of Britain's busiest branches of the KFC fast food chain, health inspectors said yesterday." Worse still, they found niggers in the kitchen touching the food, it just makes me sick |
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