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  • I am nothing but a stain on the underwear of the universe.

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    • 2,247 hours, 44 minutes
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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 7,350
    • Live Jokes:
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    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 4,586
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.77
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    • 8,650m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 23.33
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Reject Dog's Jokes

They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today.

Somebody came in speaking English.
This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipped. I managed to grab his hand as he was dangling 150 feet in the air.

"Please, please," he begged, "don't let me drop!"

"Will you eat my bacon sandwich if I pull you up?" I asked,

"Yes! Yes! Of course I will!" he said.

So I let him go. I'm not having a fucking Muslim steal my breakfast.
A bloke has just got out of a time machine and forced me to suck his cock. I felt degraded and humiliated.

When I get older, I am going to build a time machine, go back in time, find this cunt as a kid and force him to suck my cock.