• Reject Dog's Statistics

  • I am nothing but a stain on the underwear of the universe.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 910
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 4133
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 35,029
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,526 hours, 17 minutes
  • Favorite
  • Message

Note: once generated statistics are saved and may not be re-calculated for up to 48 hours. These statistics have just been generated for you. Aren't we nice?

  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 4,801
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,773
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 3,028
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 7.30
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 7,101m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 19.76
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 201

Reject Dog's Jokes

They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today.

Somebody came in speaking English.
A bloke has just got out of a time machine and forced me to suck his cock, I felt degraded and humiliated.

When I get older I am going to build a time machine, go back in time, find this cunt as a kid, and force him to suck my cock.
"Please can I have four cans of lager and a bottle of cider?"

"Sorry, sir, because of my religious beliefs I can't sell it."

"OK, please can I have a pound of bacon and a pound of sausages?"

"Sorry, sir, because of my religious beliefs I can't sell it."

"Alright then, please can I have one of those filthy fourteen-year-old sluts in the back and a gram of coke?"

"Yes sir, no problem."