• Rocket11's Statistics

  • For fuck's sake laugh, would yee?

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 755
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 4346
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 44,878
    • Total Time Active:
    • 3,551 hours, 36 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 5,827
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,275
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 3,552
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 7.70
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 14,566m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 19.73
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 171

Rocket11's Jokes

My son came home from school all chuffed about gay marriage being legalised.

"Why are you so happy?" I asked. "Have you even got a boyfriend?"

He scrunched up his face dramatically, then replied, "It's the principle."

"Really?" I said. "Well, at least it's not the priest again."
I was text-cheating on my wife and accidentally sent one of the messages to her.

Took me some explaining on how I couldn't wait to suck her cock.