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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 210 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,348 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 37 minutes | ||
The best of Sasquatch72's 14 jokes (View All).
| My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down. |
 
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I was walking down the street, minding my business, when a black man came up to me and said, "Nice shirt, you fucking queer." Not wanting to cause trouble, I smirked at him, and replied "Thanks, your ancestors picked it." |
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I got my female family members dildos for Christmas this year. If they don't like it, they can fuck themselves. |
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| I purchased an automated sex toy recently. It's a fucking cunt to set up. |
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I got home early from work today, and as I walked into my room, I witnessed my teenage son getting violently plowed up the arse by his girlfriend with a strapon.
"What the fuck is going on here?!" I exclaimed "Dad,please it's not wha-"My son whimpered before I interrupted "I can't believe I've been raising a fucking queer! Your mother is going to be fucking heart broken! Just get out of this place, and don't come back, I haven't a fucking clue who you [...] |
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I've spent over 40 hours a week in the friend zone with a girl I fancy. Doesn't that entitle me to benefits? |
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My girlfriend was rimming me earlier , and I thought it would be funny to let off a fart in her mouth. With extremely bad luck, it turned out to be accompanied by a little shit. She started cursing me and even vomited quite a bit, before leaving, to go to the dentist to have them clean her mouth out and make sure she didn't have any fecal infections.
I don't know what'll be more awkward, her explaining why she has shit residue in her mouth to her dentist , or me explaining why there [...] |
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| Some people say I'm narcissistic, but that's a disorder, and I'm too perfect for one of those. |
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by Sasquatch72 in Illness and mortality - Mental Illness - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 3
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I was masturbating to some porn earlier on my PC, when my girlfriend walked in on me. "What the fuck, could you not wait and do this with me tonight?!" She screamed . "Oh I'm sorry babe, I wasn't even thinking" I replied, before getting her a chair and then continuing wanking. |
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by Sasquatch72 in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 2.4
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What's the difference between the "Loch Ness Monster"and a hard-working black man? Nessy occasionally gets sighted. |
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