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|Total Joke Score:||867|
|Total Time Active:||56 hours, 20 minutes|
Some of you people making jokes about Lily Allen losing her baby is just wrong.
It's not fair and I think you're really mean.
My Kitchen appliances are involved in a bitter race row.
Apparently it all started when the pot called the kettle black.
|Most of the jokes posted on Sickipedia are a lot like prostitutes. Dirty, undervalued and most of them get buried when things turn for the worse...|
"Would you like a bag?"
Well I thought as it's a lovely day I'd take all my shopping and ram it up my arse.
|"The BBC apologised "unreservedly" Tuesday after a radio presenter jokingly announced that the Queen had died." I think the BBC should apologise to me as well for the massive disapointment.|