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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 129 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 885 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 56 hours, 20 minutes | ||
The best of SeanMc1993's 48 jokes (View All).
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Some of you people making jokes about Lily Allen losing her baby is just wrong. It's not fair and I think you're really mean. |
 
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by SeanMc1993 in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 427.8
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My Kitchen appliances are involved in a bitter race row. Apparently it all started when the pot called the kettle black. |
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| Most of the jokes posted on Sickipedia are a lot like prostitutes. Dirty, undervalued and most of them get buried when things turn for the worse... |
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| Bin men have got a rubbish job. |
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| I only ever aim to please the toilet seat but sometimes toilets can just take the piss. |
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"Would you like a bag?" Well I thought as it's a lovely day I'd take all my shopping and ram it up my arse. |
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| Japanese news reporters are the best. They have such good slants on the stories. |
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| Chickens have got a class life. Before they're even born, they get laid. |
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| "The BBC apologised "unreservedly" Tuesday after a radio presenter jokingly announced that the Queen had died." I think the BBC should apologise to me as well for the massive disapointment. |
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"Lawyers representing TV host Eamonn Holmes have banned the BBC from making fun of his weight." Fat cunt. |
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