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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 105 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 20 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 13 hours, 38 minutes | ||
All of Shortymaz92's 9 jokes.
| My girlfriend lost her rabbit yesterday so she asked me to help look for it, she doesn't have to fear I found a lucky rabbits foot on my drive yesterday. |
 
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I was so nervous on my first time that i cried in her arms and went limp in front of her... Still think i done alright on my driving test though. |
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| So thanks to facebook i now know it's christmas tomorrow. |
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I always think ahead... I took the battery out of her rape alarm. |
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| When i was invited to bear grylls piss up i thought i was getting drunk but i was very wrong... |
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| All these ads on tv mentioning the stuff that's good for the body but not one of them mentions kevlar ? |
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| Went dogging yesterday, dropped off my wife to her sisters for the weekend. |
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| Due to the death of whitney houston, i personally believe john terry went to far this time. |
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| I got the ''black mans pinch'' today, only just found out because i couldn't find my phone. |
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